I’m a coffee person.

NOT a tea person.

But tea would undoubtedly win the beauty contest…

“Take some more tea,” the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.

“I’ve had nothing yet,” Alice replied in an offended tone,
“so I can’t take more.”

“You mean you can’t take less,” said the Hatter:
“it’s very easy to take more than nothing.”

“Nobody asked your opinion,” said Alice.”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland