My apologies to the easily offended. Candy solutions to off-color problems must be shared.
In my defense, lest I be judged a total lech, these cupcakes weren’t my idea. These naughty cakes were a special request from a friend, a gift to her husband at his birthday party.
If there is ever another occasion calling for such an inappropriate dessert, here is the method:
- Smash Orange Chews under a smooth-bottomed cup
- Poke the flattened chews through the center with a chopstick and stick a Hot Tamale through the hole
- Stick the candy combo on frosted cupcakes
I used plain vanilla frosting, but chocolate would work just as well, or vanilla with a little food coloring to achieve a more realistic flesh-tone.